Botafogo lost 1-0 to Vitória on Sunday the 16th at the Barradão, in Round 23 of the Brazilian Championship. Matheuzinho converted a penalty in the 26th minute of the first half, and Botafogo responded with another collection of performances ranging from nothing to next to nothing.

Starters

  • Warleson: Did not let the side down defensively. With the ball at his feet, he looks like my nephew.
  • Vitinho: Did nothing and made sure nothing got done.
  • Nahuel Ferraresi: Nothing more, nothing less.
  • Lucas Monzón: Did not play badly. Did not play well either.
  • Alex Telles: Flawless hair.
  • Huguinho: A full Didi Mocó performance. Picked up a silly yellow card right at the start, gave away the penalty that decided the match and was substituted before half-time.
  • Cristian Medina: Tried everything and achieved nothing.
  • Danilo: Everything he tried went wrong. Looked like a Sunday league player.
  • Álvaro Montoro: Looks like he plays for himself, not for the team. He kept returning to his signature move: a failed dribble followed by an attacking foul.
  • Matheus Martins: Did nothing, then did nothing again.
  • Arthur Cabral: Held the ball up well and wasted the rest of his time.

Off the bench

  • Danilo Pereira: Was neither good nor bad.
  • Júnior Santos: Looked like he was still playing for Atlético-MG.
  • Domingos Andrade: Did nothing.
  • Santi Rodríguez: After complaining that he was not playing enough, he came on midway through the second half and got more minutes. He showed that fewer minutes might indeed be the answer.